You know who could use some extra cash right now? Joey Fatone, or the one everyone else in N SYNC referred to as “Fat Tony.”
Sure, the guy was one fifth of one of the most successful musical acts, and he’s hosted game shows and beauty pageants, so he’s definitely loaded. But when you’re Joey Fatone, apparently you can’t sell out hard enough, so why not pocked a cool few thousand by shilling for a FIREWORKS COMPANY?
Happy Independence Day! May you, too, someday be able to bank on the fact that you can sing harmony and look like everyone’s creepy uncle!
[via Death & Taxes]
