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24 June
Friday

AHHHHHH!!!!!: Russian Woman Dies At Her Own Funeral

Sadly, this story isn’t as whimsical as the title might suggest. It’s actually more than a little terrifying. It’s like a Tales From The Crypt episode but without the wacky puns beforehand where he says “ghouls” instead of “girls.”

If you would not like your weekend to be pre-ruined by terror, just stop reading now. Otherwise, yikes:

A Russian woman died from a heart attack brought on by the shock of waking up at her own funeral.

Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, was mistakenly declared deceased by doctors, the Daily Mail reported Friday.

But she later woke up – in a coffin surrounded by sobbing relatives. She started screaming after realizing she was about to be buried alive.

Mukhametzyanov, a resident of Kazan, was rushed back to the hospital where she was declared dead — this time for real.

AHHHHHH!!!! THE WORST. That is literally the worst. I know I’ve typed that before on some posts, and then on some other posts saying “those other posts weren’t the actual worst, this is,” but now this story is the actual worst and all those other ones are nothing.

To all my friends with an irrational fear of getting buried alive to whom I’ve always said “Don’t worry about that, it could never happen” — you were RIGHT. You were right about all of it. Do you have any other information that I’ve been ignoring, because I now trust you way more than myself? “Season Pass Franklin & Bash“? You got it.

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