Turn off your computer, Republicans and racists! Today is a day that will live forever in infamy for you, as we can now attest that President Barack Hussein Obama of Hawaii is the best babysitter ever. He was apparently greeting fans with his the First Lady, when they came across a colicky baby doing a dead-on impression of John Boehner. Unlike the Speaker Of The House, this kid fit into the Prez’s arms (Boehner’s a big boy!), whereupon she was lulled to silence by Bam.
Remember when Vladimir Putin kissed a little boy’s tummy, and it was weird? That’s exactly why we’re BETTER THAN RUSSIA (JKJKJKJK!!!!).
[via Reddit]
