According to the internet, the documentary Rollerboy (which screened in Australia yesterday) is about Jayson Sutcliffe, an roller skater who “channels superheroes and Kylie Minogue,” having spent twenty years “challenging the stereotypes and conventions of the skating world, his pursuit of gold and glory fueled by an insatiable quest for fame and a deep personal secret that drives his alter ego to achieve his dream at all costs.”
He’s now thirty-five years old and lives at home with his parents, which begs the question: should he retire?
Answer? NO. NO NO NO. Let’s keep …whatever this is… happening at all costs! He can move in with us if he wants!














