The DOs And DON’Ts Of Alpaca Grooming

DO: Let your stunning, silky locks “do their thing,” Alpaca. You know you look good, guy. So just let it be free. Get it out there. Be you.

DON’T: Shave it all off, son! Though we’re happy to see your classy chapeau remains largely untouched.

(via Reddit)

AND SPEAKING OF ALPACAS, I just watched 4 minutes of a newborn alpaca falling asleep. This is when you know I have truly hit rock bottom new career heights!!! Video ahead.