Pizza Hats: They’re not just for amusing Google Image searches or autocorrected texts about Pizza Hut anymore:
Wow, that kid is intense. As intense as his beret that is a pizza.
Hopefully those researchers compiling statistics about how kids keep losing their virginity younger and younger these days don’t count pizza beret kid in their study, or he’s gonna drag the age down to like negative-three, then have sex with all the researchers. I’m like fifty and even I’m a little intimidated by how cool this kid is — I’m gonna try to impress him by ordering a pizza with my CREDIT CARD then drinking liquor.
(TheClearlyDope, via BuzzFeed)
