Oooh, video of Pat Robertson speaking! Let’s all bask in the perpetual warming glow of his airtight logic:
Ok, so here’s Pat Robertson’s actual, real argument:
- Liberals want to kill babies.
- Straight married women can have babies but lesbians cannot.
- Therefore, by killing the babies of straight married women, liberals will make lesbians more equal.
Air-TIGHT. I literally cannot find fault with a single point in that argument. Congratulations! You, sir, are the early frontrunner for this year’s Logicies:
(thanks, Alex!)












