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25 April
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LOGIC TOWNE: Pat Robertson Says Liberals Want To Kill Babies To Make Lesbians Equal

Oooh, video of Pat Robertson speaking! Let’s all bask in the perpetual warming glow of his airtight logic:

Ok, so here’s Pat Robertson’s actual, real argument:

- Liberals want to kill babies.

- Straight married women can have babies but lesbians cannot.

- Therefore, by killing the babies of straight married women, liberals will make lesbians more equal.

Air-TIGHT. I literally cannot find fault with a single point in that argument. Congratulations! You, sir, are the early frontrunner for this year’s Logicies:

(thanks, Alex!)

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