Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, and Keanu Reeves have all been rumored for the lead role in the upcoming RoboCop reboot (ROboot), but let’s be real — Johnny Depp is never gonna do it, and Tom Cruise would be way too distracting, whereas Keanu Reeves wouldn’t even have to lift a finger to play an emotionless cyborg.
Here are Five Reasons Why Keanu Reeves Would Make The Perfect RoboCop. In short: He has a lot of experience playing a robot:
1. He Loves Computers
2. He Can Make Robot Noises
3. He Can Do A Robot Accent
[He did just say "Carfax Abbey," right? Thought so.]
4. He Does Not Understand Your Hu-man Customs
5. BUT HE IS STILL PART A HUMAN!
