You know, Johnny Depp’s transition from hottest, most famous movie star in America to Gallagher (the hottest, most famous flinging-goo-onto-crowd comedian in America) happened so gradually, I didn’t even pick up on the signs until Saturday’s Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards:
I mean, they’re not identical yet — Depp does have those wacky glasses, while Gallagher went glasses au-naturale — but the fact that I can type both names in one sentence without being completely absurd or including the phrase “but now onto another topic and that topic is watermelon comedians” does come as a mild surprise.
