In the first April Fool’s Day joke that has actually made me laugh, the Bronx Zoo Cobra — who has recently regurgitated his iPhone and is back to Tweeting, despite being “caught” by the zoo — has hacked into Ryan Seacrest’s Twitter account and homepage. According to the snake, “Even while incarcerated my reach extends beyond my 20 inches. I have hijacked Ryan Seacrest’s Twitter. See for yourself @RyanSeacrest.”
And his homepage?? SUPER SNAKEY YOU GUYS!
Now his over 4 million followers are being subjected to the tweets of a madman. Sure, the snake is probably back at the zoo just like I’m probably not eating my 15th bowl of Special K
cereal for breakfast. What I’m saying is: Ain’t now way that snake got caught. Sure, they say they found the snake near the enclosure from which it escaped, but come on. Y’all know that snake is riding the D train right now. Which is great news for the genius behind the Twitter account, whose fame will hopefully outlive that of recent Twitter-lebrity Rebecca Black.
And I won’t even bring up the implied humor of Seacrest getting hacked by an animal notorious for hissing, I will just delicately place the following video here and slowly back out of the room…
Because of the rumors!! Not real life. Side-Note: We’re feeling Seacrest’s new look this season. Loving the dark hair. I’d hack into his Twitter account any time, which is code for Ryan Seacrest: Please hire me to work for you.
