I’m always wary of a long con. Are more than a normal amount of people being nice to me today? I’m obviously a mark in a very elaborate heist/Spanish Prisoner situation. Similarly, Denny’s Baconalia, their new menu that “celebrates” bacon, means that Denny’s is trying to kill us all via slowly replacing our organs and blood with bacon. Or, maybe Denny’s knows that no one wants to work and is just trying to help get us on paid disability. Because we’re morbidly obese from Baconalia. Like Dr. Nick’s weight gain plan for Homer on The Simpsons: “Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon!”
That being said, bacon (infused) ice cream is actually sort of good. I mean, it tastes like bacon ice cream. But looks like Denny’s just puts the bacon directly into the ice cream. All the better to KILL YOU WITH.
However, our own Dan Hopper is enthusiastic, saying, “bacon and sweets go together great! I support the move.” This will be Dan is a few months:
