This furry specimen of delight is the latest adorable zoo animal to be abandoned by his mother. This kitty is 4 weeks old and was born at the Jacksonville Zoo, until his mother refused to continue feeding him (that bitch) and he was transferred over to Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida. He doesn’t even have a name!! Ayayay how can this thing not have a name? If he were mine, I would dub him Ronald, because that seems like an appropriate name for a cat who will eventually kill you by eating your face off.
Onto more important things, here is video footage of little Ronald* at lunchtime. If you know anyone at Industrial Light & Magic, please forward them this video and ask them to green screen my breast in somewhere around the :50 second mark. Thanks.
(Via Miami New-Times)
