It’s been revealed that Natalie Portman will be having a boy! We’re sure she’s super swamped with all the Oscar stuff that’s going on, so we here at Best Week Ever would like to give her some name suggestions. After long hours of thought and soul-searching as to what names would really encapsulate this little boy, we’ve each come up with two options, one for the last name Portman and one for the last name Millipied. Because I think it’s some sort of rule that if your mom wins the Oscar you have to take her last name.
My Name Suggestions Are:
Weezer Incubus Portman
Ang Looseleaf Millepied
Michelle Collins Suggests:
Drink King Portman
Theold Saw Millepied
Dan Hopper Suggests:
Ladybird Dustbowl Portman
Abacus Johnson Millepied
Noah Garfinkel Suggests:
Josh Shoeshine Portman
Phillip P. Millepied (“And one day he will marry Ryan Phillippe’s daughter Millie P. Phillippe.” -Noah)
Natalie, Ben, choose whichever one you want. None of us will care as long as you pick one of these. I mean, we do have a pool going and one of us stands to make a lot of money. But don’t go Weezer over it or anything.
You’re welcome!
