While searching for wing recipes for the upcoming “Supreme Bowl,” I came across this video of Top Chef winner Michael Voltaggio showing us how to make his own version of boneless hot wings, “Boneless Chicken Wing Confit with Curry and Blue Cheese Disc,” guaranteed to WOW everyone at your Super Bowl party!
It is guaranteed to wow them because, in a word, IT IS F***ING IMPOSSIBLE. Here’s one of the steps:
Hahaha, good one Mike! I’ll just pull out my trusty iSi canister and liquid nitrogen jug. Then I’ll use my emerald laser sextant to alchemize my unicorn into a quasar. My Super Bowl guests are gonna be like “Wowee zowee that’s what I’m snackin’ about!”
To see the entire recipe acted out in all its impossible glory, the full video is after the jump. If you don’t watch it, GOOD LUCK making chicken wings that taste good:
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