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1 February
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Woman Grows Nails For 22 Years To “Meet Oprah And A Lotta Mo’ Celebrities”

SPOILER ALERT: At some point in this video you will see this exchange happen.

Fingernail Lady: I cannot tie shoes.

Actual Reporter: Do you type on a computer?

This whole thing is such a mess of journalism and humanity. First of all, somebody decided this was news. And, second of all, this lady wants to meet Oprah and become famous, so in order to do that she grew out her finger nails for 22 years. Someone had a lousy guidance counselor! (Both the fingernail lady and the reporter.)  Don’t bother trying to be nice inside of your head while you watch this. It won’t work.

Obviously, Rose, the lady who does the fingernail lady’s nails, is the best lady.

Actual Reporter: You must be very proud

Rose: I am not sure about that.

Thanks, Business Insider.

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