A German man won a radio contest to come up with the most outrageous “Mini-related stunt,” agreeing to get the word “MINI” tattooed on his penis to win a free Mini Cooper.
Andreas Muller, a 39-year-old from Saxony-Anhalt, had his penis tattooed on the air while screaming in pain, but afterwards, he remained incredibly optimistic / delusional from excruciating d*ck torture:
“Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright,” he said.
He added, “Wait, Minis don’t have magic d*ck-healing lasers? Oh man, this is gonna suck. Hope I don’t bleed d*ck blood on the interior. But at least I won!” [Passes out for seven weeks]
(Barstool Sports via Jalopnik)
