Two nights ago, I ended up watching Kevin Smith: Too Fat For 40, a two hour lecture by the writer/director that is available to watch instantly on Netflix. I am not one of those people who has strong feelings one way or the other towards Kevin Smith, and I was looking for something to watch while I tried to fall asleep. I imagined the talk would be long winded, but would probably also contain story or two that would be engaging enough to not bore me to the point of getting wound up and having to switch to something else. Perfect, right? No. Not perfect.
I ended up wide awake watching with rapt attention as I noticed unfolding before me what amounted to an accidental montage of a specific nervous tic. Below is a video that required me to watch Kevin Smith: Too Fat For 40 twice and then took me 7 hours to edit. It is a collection of every time Kevin Smith says “and sh*t” over the course of the two hour lecture. No clips have been repeated, and, in fact, some have not even been included. Enjoy/try not to shoot yourself in the face. This, by the way, is NSFW about 200 times in a row.
I call this video Kevin Smith And Sh*t.
Keep in mind this doesn’t include the 57 times he says “…and what not.”
