When I was a small child, my older brother would do a thing that to this day scares me to think about. He would chew some Chlorettes gum until his spit turned green, hold me down on the ground by my shoulders, and slowly let his thick green drool ooze down towards my face. The whole point, he claimed, was to get the spit as close to my face as possible without it actually touching me. But then he would start laughing maniacally as I yelled at him, and the green spit would inevitably fall right into my eyes, or in the worst of times, onto my mouth. My fear of green spit waned as I grew into adulthood, but the laughing still haunts me.
Laughter is one of the greatest things in the world, but it also can strike fear deep into your heart. There is nothing more terrifying than the idea of being attacked by somebody is laughing. Violence mixed with laughter is a surefire nightmare recipe. That’s why Leprechaun is so frightening.
While the video isn’t violent per se, you will likely get the feeling while watching it that you are about to be murdered by people with a low body fat index. HAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE BLEEDING OUT LOLOLOL and two….and three… and four HAHAHAHA.
If at any point today you feel like your life is going well, just re-watch this video. No one’s life can go well at the same time that this video exists. Where did this video come from? There’s only one place a video like this can come from. And that is Space Ghetto, which, as always, I will not link to because it is too scary and has too many pictures of decapitated naked people covered in bugs.
