Kate Hudson romcoms: They come out about five times a year. Sometimes they are sort of entertaining. Many times they are awful. But they are basically always the same. UNTIL NOW. Check out this twist:
It’s cancer. The twist is cancer. Plus Whoopi Goldberg as God. So it’s basically How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days meets Ghost meets My Life meets Beaches? Meets the heaven set from Lovely Bones? Sort of? Plus Gael García Bernal? No, no thank you. Though, I am curious to see how they tackle the whole “breaking of the Hippocratic Oath” thing, other than by a stern talking to from the mean grandfather from The O.C.
On a personal note, Gael García Bernal, please stop making these movies. I thought that Letters to Juilet was a blip, but now this? I know the paycheck is probably alluring, but you are BETTER THAN THIS. Y Tu Mama Tambien better. Speaking of, can you get Diego Luna to call me? K thnx.
Personal Note The Second: I realllllly hate it when the leading lady is meant to be witty but her witticisms are just bitchy. Like, when Hudson says to Bernal that she’d prefer someone funny to tell her a joke, that’s a bitchy thing to say. Not funny bitchy. Just bitchy.
And finally, I think it’s in Kate Hudson’s contract that in each of her movies someone must utter these words about her: “To the youngest, hottest, Vice President in the history of (her chosen profession in the film)”
So who wants to see this with me?
