As you are probably aware, Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark is a Broadway musical currently still in pre-production. The music is written by Bono and it is already the most expensive musical in the history of the entire world including both the state of Oklahoma and the musical Oklahoma. The thing is, people keep getting injured in rehearsals and preview shows. Like, seriously injured. And this week’s new issue of the New Yorker is all:
Ha! Spider-Man! The one on the ceiling is so screwed. The I.V. isn’t going to work if he’s higher than the bag.
Thanks, Buzzfeed.
