As you’ve probably heard, there was an instance in Arkansas of a bunch of fish dying suddenly, and then a few days later, a bunch of birds died as well. So, immediately, Anderson Cooper was like, “Get me Candace Cameron‘s brother!!” I think I’ve had a fever dream about this exact thing happening on CNN. What is this?
Oh, so this isn’t the Apocalypse?! Are you sure? You’ve gotten confirmation from Kirk Cameron about this? Oh, you have. Good, that’s good. But just to get a second opinion someone should get Buddy from Charles in Charge on the phone.
Thanks, Videogum and Crooks and Liars.
