You’ve heard of the Cake Boss, but have you heard of the CAKE KING??? You shouldn’t have, because it’s not a television show or expression. But here’s LeBron James’ birthday cake, which has a crown on it and is ridiculous:
As awesomely extravagant as that is, two immediate questions come to mind:
1) How do you cut this, and why would you ever?
2) Uh, the wall?
The only way to improve this photo (and LeBron’s ongoing Kanye-esque spike of absurdity) would be if it turns out to just be a pawn in some massive, luxurious chessboard that LeBron is designing. Actually I’m gonna go ahead and break the story that that’s exactly what this is. Heard it here first, universe.
(via @FreeDarko)
