The Holidays. Family. Travel. Snowpocalypse ’10. These are all stressful things that might make you hate People, Transportation, Mother Nature, Your Inability To Not Eat Everything In Your Mother’s Fridge. Well, much like how Indiana Jones in Temple of Doom swallowed a life saving antidote after being poisioned in a Chinese nightclub, consider this your savior. Your winter salve. This is nine year old Starr Andrews performing a 2 minute ice skating routine to Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair Back and Forth.”
She could be Keira Knightley to Natalie Portman’s Queen Amidala, am I right? You know how Keira played her double in that bad Star War? They’re twinsies! And they’ll both be super successful! I feel like I just took a happy pill, watching that video. It could also be the ecstasy I’ve been eating for five days. I just can’t be sure.
