Forget the X Factor finale last night: Vladimir Putin is by far the bigger story when it comes to “people with future’s in the music industry.” And that’s because he will gladly hold a rifle to the head of a record exec (shirtless, duh) like a bald, barrel-chested Kim Zolciak as he insists you “Положите эту композицию вниз,” or “lay this track down.” And he won’t even be talking about his music. He’ll mean actual railroad track, which you’ll need to lay down so that Putin won’t miss his 5 PM meeting with Diddy.
Here he is, singing “Blueberry Hill.” OK, he’s not so much singing as moving his lips while the karaoke backtrack drowns out his terrible voice. Let us pray the terrorists do not have Youtube.
