The Hollywood Reporter (aka the Hard To Read Font Gazette – nerdburn!) is reporting that Snooki from Jersey Shore will drop inside a ball on New Year’s Eve. The article is not clear, however, whether its source is a rejected Onion Headline:
The Jersey Shore star (real name: Nicole Polizzi) will be placed inside a ball that will drop in New York City’s Time Square as the click ticks down to midnight.
The other castmembers of the hit reality show will lead the crowd in fist pumping to attempt to break a Guinness world record.
Of course all of this is happening, because if it weren’t happening, I’d be like, “Yo, dudes, why isn’t this happening? Why isn’t Snooki dropping from a New Year’s ball while her reality show castmates try to set a world record? Why? Give me literally one reason why that is not happening/ You can’t, because it is happening.”
As a Plan B, if the Snooki thing falls through, the New Year’s festivities will just be Faith Hill singing “This Kiss” for the thirtieth straight year.
