For millions of years, man has tried to cover up those pesky bald spots… and failed. But this infomercial, which we can’t decide is racist or pro-race, suggests doing the I-guess-thinkable: Covering that bald spot up with a yarmulke. Wait, you guys, it’s not the worst idea…
Hold on, this is all a lie: This is not an infomercial for Judaism. It’s an infomercial for hair spray paint. WHAT. THE F*CK. Also, is it just me, or is the final religion this guy converted to “Gay.” You should see their temples… *spotless.*
