It’s always lunchtime somewhere, and frankly, this 46 pound suckling pug is beginning to look mighty delicious….
This chubby furry circle named Jia Bao (Chinese for Spot) weighs, a 46.2lb pug whose owners claim makes him nine pounds heavier than the current Guinness world record holder for the World’s Heaviest Dog. No word of whether or not the dog qualifies for the “World’s Flattest Face” or the “Most Pained Dog Expression.”
So what does this dog love to do in its spare tire time?
Why, eating and sleeping of course! This dog lives a bathhouse in China — wait, huh? He lives in a bath house? Well, there’s your first problem. This dog is surrounded by prostitutes and/or Bette Midler. I’d also binge eat where and whenever possible. (Ed. Note: I already do.)
Are we wrong to say that this puppy would be delicious slathered in barbecue sauce? You guys, it’s basically a pig, camman.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
