VIDEO: Taylor Momsen Before She Was A Raccoon Goth Hooker

Gawker.tv has dug up this old school commercial of a 3-year-old Taylor Momsen teaching America how to Shake N’ Bake. You guyzzzuh, she was so adorable!!! So articulate, so fresh-faced, so not a teenage hooker sent back from the future to wear thigh highs and be generally unpleasant.

Where did we go wrong, America?