First, your present would be about five years too late, as they married in 2005. But if you did purchase them two diamond-encrusted cock-rings, sorry, you’re going to have to take them back to the store. To the diamond-encrusted cock-ring store. Diamond-Encrusted Cock-Rings ‘R Us. Eminem already gave it to them.
Elton gave an interview to the Telegraph, which reports:
He faced similar criticism in 2001 when he joined Eminem on stage at the Grammy awards, ignoring the controversy about the rap singer’s allegedly homophobic lyrics. Eminem has now come out in support of gay marriage. ‘For our civil partnership present he gave David and me two diamond-encrusted cock-rings.’
Has he explicitly come out in support of gay marriage, or did he give them two diamond-encrusted cock-rings? Because I think there’s a slight difference. However. I LIKE it. It’s funny, but it’s also sort of d*ck. I mean, it’s literally d*ck, but also metaphorically d*ck. Sort of like Eminem. He really kept true to himself with those diamond-encrusted cock-ring gifts.
Also, can you use those? Don’t tell me. I’ll figure it out myself.
P.S., After writing “encrusted” so many times just now, it occurs to me that the word is never good, even when it involves diamonds.
