Those of you wondering what the winner of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF is up to, wonder no longer. Onch, the adorable butterfly angel who stole Paris Hilton’s heart and hopefully some of her money, has now gotten into designing jewelry under his brand, Onch Movement.
While most of his accessories look realistic and delicious — my personal favorite being the whip cream ring with a cherry on top — Onch has now topped himself with a necklace that is sure to have you be the focus of attention by a group of rabid dogs. It’s a Meat-lace!
This very realistic piece of meat — clearly inspired by the Lady Gaga VMA’s dress that everyone was talking about and wished they were barbecueing — is actually made from a solid piece of plastic. And, at only $55.00, it’s far cheaper than walking around with maggots crawling our of your chest. (Wait, actually, it isn’t cheaper, our bad.)
So just where can you wear your meat-lace? Why, how bout take a tip from Onch’s website, and wear it to your local gay butcher’s S&M club? Look at how happy they are:
