Snooki of Jersey Shore fame (not to be confused with 19th century blacksmith Snooki McGargle) is writing a fiction book to be released in 2011, at which point she’ll have to change her name to Booki – and I’m outta here!!! [Drops the mic, mic hits computer, isn't plugged into anything]
The book is going to be titled “A Shore Thing”. It’s a pun on the title of her MTV show, Thing People. Frankly, when it comes to book titlin’, I think we can do better, or at the very least, way worse. Here’s 12 Better Titles For Snooki’s New “Shore” Book, because the world asked:
Slowly But Shore-ly
Shore As Sugar
Shore Deodorant: Odor Protection For Both Men And Shore
Salute Your Shores
Yes I’m Shore-ious. And Don’t Call Me Shore-ly.
Shore: What Is It Good Shore
Martin Shore
Chlorophyll? More Like Shore-ophyll!
Peace C-Shore-ps
Danish Physicist Neils Shore
One Two Three Four Five Shore Wait Instead Of Four I Mean
Are You Shore You Don’t Have HIV?
Other Snooki book titles? Throw ‘em in the comments.
