Hmmm, what to say, what to say? How about, “I’ve seen worse”? Or maybe “I knew Angela should’ve picked Brian Krakow“? Perhaps you could go with a simple “Thank Jeebus it’s not Jared Fogle“? Either way, this is the single greatest thing to appear on the Internet in the last three hours or so, so revel in it while you can.
[via Lindsay Roberston]












