Ever wanted to have sex with Cookie Monster and/or someone wearing Cookie Monster’s slaughtered flesh like a dress a la Silence of the Lambs? Here’s the Sexy Cookie Monster Halloween Costume for you:
And in case you’re thinking to yourself, “It’s not automatically sexual, it could just be a nice blue dress and severed Cookie Monster head for the nonsexual Cookie Monster fan,” check out the item description:
She did it all for the cookie.
She’s blue, she’s beautiful and she’s hungry—for love! This sassy Cookie Monster costume will turn heads at your next costume bash. Includes plush blue minidress, character face headband and bright blue knee highs with white bow accents.
It also comes with a sash that says “DEFINITELY SEXUAL COOOOOOKIE!!!!!” in all caps.
I’m not here to lecture you youngsters about appropriate costumes — I’m not too old-fashioned to know that you dames like showing yer gams on Hallow’s Eve — but personally, potential Sexy Cookie Monsters, you put me in an awkward position when you simultaneously tap into the nostalgia and arousal halves of my brain. Those things are kept very separate for a reason, and when you confront me with the image of Cookie Monster’s head and also American Apparel Billboard legs, you’re basically mind-molesting me. Then if Elmo pops into my head and I still have a leftover erection, that’s it, my mind gets arrested by the Inception SVU mind-police. Thanks a lot! Is what I’ll say when that happens.
(via Consumerist)
