SIMI-LEBRITIES: Angelina Jolie as a Sith Lord

To be fair, we’re being a bit sh*tty about Angelina Jolie here, as she’s visiting Pakistan in an effort to help the millions of people devastated by the recent flooding there. But really, she couldn’t find a less Star Warsy burka? And, you know, not look like a 35 year old skeleton?

I can’t even hate on this woman, though. Sith Lord it up, Ang! You still look ameezeeng. Continue about your business.