Contact Music reports that Lady Gaga gave Beyonce a diamond studded leather whip with matching lingerie for her 29th birthday whilst backstage at a Jay-Z concert in Detroit.
Well, F*CK. What am I going to do with this GD diamond studded whip now??? Who wants it?
Jokes. I of course could never, and probably will never, be able to afford such a gift. I will also never know Beyonce. Isn’t it weird when you know with absolute certainty some basic life facts?
I imagine that the whip is not for actual use. Because OUCH. Think of the pain inflicted by a regular whip (Indiana Jones-style) now put sharp diamonds all over it. I mean, even if you haven’t felt the pain of a whip lash on your person (then you haven’t LIVED or committed a petty crime in Singapore), think of how knots tied in ropes a la a self-flagellation situation can do a fair amount of damage (from what I garner from Catholic themed period movies, mainly about Elizabeth I). Then think of hundreds of tiny sharp rocks whipping against you. JUST IMAGINE the LUXURIOUS PAIN. Is this how Jay-Z will die? Is this a long con on Gaga’s part, in order to get rid of pop stardoms power couple, so that she may reign supreme? I’m going to say definitely, maybe.
