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3 September
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J-Woww Spotted at Family Reunion

So many things come to mind when one sees Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley taking out the trash at a random Jersey dumpster.

Like, is she disposing a body? Is she disposing Sammi‘s body? Is she throwing out Angelina‘s things? Or Angelina’s body? And why throw them away? Those look like perfectly good breast implants.

In other news, I am terrified of this woman and will most certainly be dead by sundown. MTV and Bravo need to curate some sort of Flintstones Meets the Jetsons-esque scenario where J-Woww and Teresa Guidice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey and call it Jersey Cagematch: Bitch Gonna Die. Aaaaand I just made a billion dollars.Jersey

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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