Splash News Online has some sneaky photos of some of our most beloved Mad Men cast members shooting an upcoming episode of the series.
Because we are ladies like that, we won’t give away any spoilers before the jump. Although, to be fair, there really aren’t ANY spoilers… just things… that are strange… and make very little sense.
OK! First up, we’ve got Hamm being dressed by a Cesar Milan lookalike:
I think we can all agree Miss Blankenship did it better:
PS Wait, did Cesar Millan join the cast? I smell Sal love interest!
So what can we figure out from these photos? Well 1:
Sally and Bobby go to the pool wearing full knit jumpers. Sticking their hands in the pool is the most childlike happiness they’ve experienced in the past three years.
2: The pretty secretary with the teeth, Maggie Siff, is there. And we think she may have had Don’s illegitimate baby? (Update: A commenter writes that this is not, in fact, Maggie Siff — who was actually Rachel Menkin. We still, however, think it’s weird-toothed secretary… The jury is out.)
Maggie, SUPPORT THE HEAD!
But, in all seriousness, why is she there? Is she Don’s new girlf? CAN THIS MAN NOT NOT PUT HIS PENIS INTO SOMETHING?
Of course not, can you blame him? LOOK. AT. HIM.
Leave your best guesses as to what’s happening in the comments. Are the in California for you know who’s secret cancer funeral? We hope not.
