Forgive my lateness to this one, but I finally sat down and devoted a few minutes of my time to watch Black Swan, the upcoming Darren Aronofsky movie starring Natalie Portman as a ballet dancer who is losing her mind. The film is choreographed by her boyfriend, once labeled by us as “HOT AS SH*T,” Benjamin Millepied, and also stars Mila Kunis, whose on-screen love-making sesh with Natalie will almost certainly propel millions of straight men into seeing a ballet movie.
When, really, the real reason to see it is revealed at the very end of the trailer: Black Swan is set to be the most inspirational comedy of our time.
Sorry, Norbit, afraid your title has been revoked.
