The only thing I enjoy more than piling on a famous athlete the day after his divorce even though he already got made fun of nonstop months ago for a super-public sex scandal is to pile on that famous athlete with a cartoony Boardwalk-caliber t-shirt that makes no sense:
I wasn’t being sarcastic about the second part, I really do enjoy cartoony t-shirts that make no sense. Check out golfy tiger! He’s out of sex rehab but he’s back on the prowl drooling for tiger ladies, because he hasn’t learned anything. He also has a golf club with a corkscrew on the end of it or something and Tiger Woods’ TRADEMARK light blue and yellow sneakers.
Tiger Woods was probably all “Getting ripped on nonstop for three months was rough, but now that I’m divorced, I am finally in the cl–AWWW MAN!! That dude in the shirt just walked by. Burn.”
