The fine folks behind Evian water have launched their “Live Younger” campaign with a series of photographs showing off hip, young water drinkers wearing t-shirts with baby bodies on them. Just like I’ve been saying all year, “2010 is the year for paraphilic infantilism!” A term I had to look up on Wikipedia. Great news for the adult babies who no longer have a Jerry Springer stage to show off on, but terrible news to folks who have long fantasized about have sex with spokeswoman Maria Sharapova:
I might just go out topless and hold a baby in front of my rack. Take it to the next level style.
You can check out more of these disturbing images over at Coolist, or even become a fan of theirs on Facebook. Just have a seat right over there and go for it!
