Girl Says “Hey” to Millions of Juans Everywhere

We’re sure this girl is some sort of internet face that we’ve just never met before. Perhaps she gives makeup lessons. Perhaps she talks about American Idol. Maybe she fights with her parents on webcam.

Frankly, we’re too lazy to find out exactly who she is. We’re happy to take her at face value from this compilation video, which is at once mesmerizing and make-you-hate-the-internet-even-more-ing.

You could frame this video on a wall at MOMA and no one would dare question you.