Katy Perry’s Dramatic Rolling Stone Boobs

Slightly long/dramatic cover story title for a picture of Katy Perry hanging out in lingerie?

“Sex, God, & Katy Perry – The Hard Road & Hot Times of a Fallen Angel”? Is that a Rush lyric?

Writer: For my Katy Perry cover story, how about “Here’s Katy Perry in Lingerie – Look At Her Boobs”?

Editor: Ehhhh… can you throw some ampersands in there and turn it into a Dungeons and Dragons campaign?

Writer: Uh, I can, yeah, but…