I know that was a confusing headline. I’m sorry. I just didn’t know how to come out and say it. I feel like all of you are Brooke Hogan and I am Linda Hogan (age 50) and I’m trying to explain to you why I just got engaged to my 21 year old boyfriend, Charlie Hill, who is one year younger than you are. There’s just no easy way to say it. I guess if I were Linda Hogan I’d sit Brooke down over a margarita and say, “Your tan looks really pretty today I’m engaged to Charlie did you get thinner I love your music!” And then hope that it was all lost in a sea of compliments. Here’s the thing: If I generally think that men four years younger than I am are pretty much idiots, what would I think of a man who was 29 years younger? That is a trick question BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT BORN YET. But, upside, my future husband is on the way!
Anyway, congrats kidz. I hope that the ceremony that will take place aboard your yacht, Alimoney, will be full of laughter and happy tears. And that Hulk won’t come racing in on a jet ski and leap off of it and body slam the boat that was paid for with his own money and sink the whole thing whilst setting it aflame. I’m sure that won’t happen and I hope it doesn’t.
