In honor of Comic-Con, San Diego has translated the Convention Center trolley signs into Klingon:
Unfortunately, we’re multiple centuries away from the klingons striking peace with the Federation, so it’s likely this sign has doomed us all to hell. Though we will learn about the pros and cons of a warlike people that values honor to a fault while we’re being slaughtered.
On the plus side, I can use “Klingon trolley sign” as the first of my “You might be a Comic-Con if…” jokes, which I’m going to deliver in a southern accent and parlay into a 365-joke Page-A-Day calendar empire to set me up for retirement.
Ehh, guess that’s thinking more like a Ferengi. My bad. (WordPress just drew a red squiggly line under “Ferengi.” Nice try, WordPress, like you were sooooo cooooool in grade school you never learned that Ferengi was a word. You probably don’t think IDKFA is a word either, huh? You’re not coming with me tomorrow.)
