Kidz Bop Covers “Telephone” For All the Baby Sluts Out There

For those who often wonder just what kind of music is played at your local European pedophile nightclub, the answer: Kidz Bop has covered Lady Gaga’s “Telephone.” And you wanna know what? It’s not bad. That means that it’s actually good. As in: I like it. My only issue with it is that the child forced to cover Beyonce‘s part is sooooo white sounding. Also, the lack of a P*ssy Wagon really reminds me that kids have no idea what the hell is going on half the time.

(Via Buzzfeed)