Like some sort of oil spill that just will not stop gushing, Krazy Kids Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are up to their old tricks again, this time getting *spit take* married??!! I guess they took a walk, he sent a text, and BAM. Engaged (again). Reports US Weekly:
Now comes the hard part: Getting the blessing of Sarah Palin, who has made no secret of her feelings for Levi. He provoked her fury last fall when he claimed that she had called her infant son Trig (who has Down syndrome) “retarded.” She fired back, telling reporters that anyone who posed for Playgirl would “say and do anything for even more attention.” Later, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey, she dubbed him “Ricky Hollywood” and called his “aspiring porn” career “heartbreaking.”
Says Bristol, “It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board.”
Gah. Yeah, fingers crossed, Bristol. Also, I’m sure you talked to US Weekly and posed for their cover photo before you talked to your Mom. And I’m sure we’ll see your Mom’s reaction in another exclusive US Weekly story. How much do those go for these days? So, yes, I am feeding into the stupid…retarded (oh no I didn’t!) media machine that is the Palin family, but it seems as though, no matter how you slice it, they are getting married. I guess when Levi did the Playgirl spread Bristol realized how much she was missing? Which would be, again, retarded. (OH NO I DID IT AGAIN I CAN’T STOP!!).
P.S. Ricky Hollywood is the best nickname ever. Some might go for the more traditional Johnny Hollywood, but I like the sound of Ricky.
P.P.S. It’s easier to believe Bristol Palin’s acting in print than on screen.
P.P.P.S. I really don’t like using the word retarded (again!). But there is something about Sarah Palin that literally makes me want to say it. Terrible, but true.
