I like Adam Carolla, I like Klondikes, and I am indifferent towards packing cars, but what in the world is this ad trying to tell me?
A friend of mine sent me the banner ad, which I’ve been staring at for the last ninety minutes alternately laughing at it and curling up in a hyper-confused, existential panic. Vote for my favorite video? Of Adam Carolla and Klondikes? Who? Cars? String?
And yes, I realize I could’ve just clicked on the ad and that would’ve explained it, but I didn’t want to ruin this cosmic moment of bewilderment. I want to go through the rest of my life knowing nothing more than this ad tells me. It’s the same reason you should never allow yourself to watch the end of Citizen Kane. That is a perfect analogy. Thanks!












