If I could request one image to be saved in a time capsule so future generations of Cylons could see what the human race, specifically America, was once like, it would be this image:
This is Linda Bollea, ex-wife of Hulk Hogan, American Hero. Here she is pictured partying on her luxury yacht, named Alimoney. Get it, Alimoney? Yeah, me neither.
And to rub more salt in her ex-husband’s wounds, the reality star was clearly enjoying herself with her 21-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill, a former schoolmate of her daughter Brooke, 22.
Apparently, more Alimoney less Aliproblems! I’m all for older women dating younger men (Is there a term for that?)! Let’s see what the happy couple looks like!:
It’s Hulk 2.0! Or does everyone in Southern Florida look like that? Sorry, that was racist. I don’t know. I take small comfort in the fact that people will always want to be super tan, super blonde, with huge boobs and with a ton of their ex husbands money. I crave consistency. So, thanks, Linda. You’re like my security blanket.
