Cape Fear License Plate Is Scary Topical

Saw this license plate on an Audi in Times Square yesterday:

So that’s the person who beat me to the “CPE FEAR” vanity plate I wanted. I knew there was another rampant Nick Nolte fan in this town who owns a car. I tried to get “I LUV TRBL” too, but it was too long.

Now that I know where this dude parks, I can torment his family by making friends with his daughter then forcing him to give up the license plate to me. Also, I have a bunch of tattoos and I’m really muscular and it’s 1991.