Did you see Kathy Griffins’s My Life on the D-List last night? Because, dare I say, it was easily the best episode of any season of the show ever. In it, Kathy Griffin and her dear Mother sign on as judges in a child beauty pageant. And it is impossible to impart to you the amount of shenanigans, hi and lo, that go down in Ontario, California. It’s the gay Flintstones Meets The Jetsons, and it is one of the few things we will ever require you to watch. Calling a baby a “meatloaf in a headband”? Gold, Jerry, gold. It’s on again tonight at 3:00 am, so Tivo the ess out of it.
I would actually support a resurgence of “Kids Say the Darndest Things” if they get Kathy to host. 1 hour of p-ssy jokes in front of minors? That’s gotta be worth an Emmy, right?
